{"product_id":"science-rock-record-label-coaster-she-bleached-my-rhodopsin","title":"She Bleached My Rhodopsin Ceramic Coaster","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Aardvark Dreams Interdimensional Singles Club is drawn from a cultural exchange with an alternative science-obsessed universe. These are a suspiciously familiar run of late-1970s and early-1980s pop transmissions obtained during the 1982 exchange. Aardvark Dreams has preserved five of their biggest hits as ceramic coasters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTransmission:\u003c\/strong\u003e She Bleached My Rhodopsin (With a Novel Chromophore) by Atmos Robertson, Heavy Water Records.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe exchange notes describe this as \"high-energy optical heartbreak,\" which feels about right for a record where the hook passed through a photochemistry lab before reaching the chorus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe recovered 45 rpm art became a ceramic coaster: compact alternate-universe music history for a drink table in need of more science, more fake discography, and fewer ordinary small-talk props.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n- Ceramic coaster with the printed 45 rpm-style record-label art shown here\u003cbr\u003e\n- Intended for desks, coffee tables, lab-adjacent beverage stations, and other small cultural exchange sites\u003cbr\u003e\n- Made to order; final color and placement may vary slightly from the mockup\u003cbr\u003e\n- Non-slip cork backing\u003cbr\u003e\n- Check the visible product options for size and shape before ordering\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n- Wipe clean with a damp cloth\u003cbr\u003e\n- Avoid abrasive cleaners on the printed surface\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Aardvark Dreams","offers":[{"title":"Round \/ One size","offer_id":46813380444349,"sku":"27717725364354115597","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0625\/2504\/6973\/files\/20260521153154-1f1552a3-26cc-6574-b29c-324717f49040.png?v=1779378556","url":"https:\/\/aardvarkdreams.shop\/products\/science-rock-record-label-coaster-she-bleached-my-rhodopsin","provider":"Aardvark Dreams","version":"1.0","type":"link"}