Outhipster everyone else by showing up to the concert in a T-shirt from a band that never existed. Or maybe it did, but only in a dystopian novel nobody finished.
Then again, maybe this isn’t music at all. Maybe it’s a theory of change for our mad, stitched-together century. One part satire, one part manifesto, all printed in unnatural green.
Also makes a disturbingly good Halloween shirt. No blood, no costume, just existential menace.
Designed by Aardvark Dreams for people who weaponize ambiguity.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
