I'm Dissolving! Hoodie, by Aardvark Dreams

You're ready to sport a hoodie the scientifically-correct version of the classic wicked witch line "I'm Melting!" Room temperature water is not melting anything but is a damn good solvent -- the universal solvent as they say. I'm Dissolving! What a world, what a world!

.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size