She Bleached My Rhodopsin Ceramic Coaster

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The Aardvark Dreams Interdimensional Singles Club is drawn from a cultural exchange with an alternative science-obsessed universe. These are a suspiciously familiar run of late-1970s and early-1980s pop transmissions obtained during the 1982 exchange. Aardvark Dreams has preserved five of their biggest hits as ceramic coasters.

Transmission: She Bleached My Rhodopsin (With a Novel Chromophore) by Atmos Robertson, Heavy Water Records.

The exchange notes describe this as "high-energy optical heartbreak," which feels about right for a record where the hook passed through a photochemistry lab before reaching the chorus.

The recovered 45 rpm art became a ceramic coaster: compact alternate-universe music history for a drink table in need of more science, more fake discography, and fewer ordinary small-talk props.

Product notes
- Ceramic coaster with the printed 45 rpm-style record-label art shown here
- Intended for desks, coffee tables, lab-adjacent beverage stations, and other small cultural exchange sites
- Made to order; final color and placement may vary slightly from the mockup
- Non-slip cork backing
- Check the visible product options for size and shape before ordering

Care
- Wipe clean with a damp cloth
- Avoid abrasive cleaners on the printed surface